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You ask me to come and collect your drunk whore ass from a party at 2 in the morning and you thought you wouldn’t have to pay for it? How naive you are little one.
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Legendary director Stanley Kubrick had an obsession with symmetry and one-point perspective. This is made evident by many shots made in his movies, which often feature hallways, and sometimes have people or objects symmetric
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Jack Nicholson, as effervescent as he is, once had a job answering Tom and Jerry’s fan mail. Am I the only one who can picture him replying with “Dear Ndugu, my name is Warren R. Schmidt.”?
you will never know the last time you will see a place or a person.. hold it tight, take in the smell, the taste, the feeling… because if you are lucky enough to be there again, it most likely will be different.
dirtystorytime: As we lay together after, just touching and being close. The conversation turned philosophical. “Do you ever wonder,” she said “how you’ll know when you’ve met the one?” “Nah,” I said “I’ll know" “How
You know that one girl? Girl whose face you cut out of old photographs? Well to Konrad, America was that girl. Fifty stars, fifty states - the whole Union - blacked out. Don’t know why he did it. Maybe it was out of anger or a misguided
hornydeniedgirl: “On Wednesday at 4pm you will sit on the bench behind the white tent - you know the one, you sucked me off on it last summer. Wear your blue polka dot dress, stockings, and heels. Nothing else. A man will sit on the bench next to you
Do you know the one – “All I ask is a tall ship…and a star to steer her by…” You could feel the wind at your back, about you… the sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it&rs
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist.Hah, i haven’t seen this in ages :D It popped up on my youtube sideboard thing. So great still
geeze rainbow dash just let the gal make the dress
tag-your-oc: Tag your oc who has a crippling fear from their past that still controls them. You know the one.
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
The brother Historia deserves.The one she ends up with:
lordxeras: lordxeras: Tell you what gets my goat. When Europeans get that fucking superior attitude. You know the one. The “we do the oppposite of those americans so we’re the place to be”. Listen buddy. Even if Europe didn’t have massive issues
tangobunny: ask-buxton: tangobunny: I forgot that Robot Wars has a new series! I wonder if it will end up being a contest between wedges again?! If you look at the competitor’s page on their website, you’d notice a distinct lack of wedges, but
soupmuncher: my favorite shirts are THOSE shirts, you know the ones im talking about, the ones, these ones, the only ones
also get that fit white boy beard and haircut.
vasundharaa: This is a resource post for all the Good White Person™s out there. You know, the ones who say things like “It’s not my fault I’m white! Don’t generalize white people!”, or “I’m appreciating your culture! You should be proud!”,
memorys-crannies: “Ariel became human for a ma-“ no u fuckers did you even listen to her whole musical number about wanting to go to the surface world you know the one that happened before she ever saw Eric He was just one of the things that gave
grrrenadine: “It’s from John Laurens. I’ll read it later.” “No. It’s from his father.” An illo of sorts for the only scene of Hamilton that is a scene rather than a song. You know the one.
an-idiosyncratic-method: When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket. You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
you know, the one with the text posts
ofgeography: hierarches: flickerman: @america explain Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain! @captioned-vines here’s a weird thing i happen to know the answer to, which is that “kansas”
kristina100000:*experiences sexy telepathy with you*
bunnywith: castielismycherrypie: lozzasa: dr-what-son: plaidsunglasses: gallifrey-feels: lagio: i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic. you know the one it’s cool i didn’t need to
beckyhop: wtfbadromancecovers: A series of very bored men. Editor’s note: This is the look each of their faces when they were told the punny titles. @artemispanthar, you’re gonna hate me for @ - ing you on this one. I couldn’t settle on a ‘wtf’
neatgoodjob: “I was wrong, Bunny. Not all dogs are bad.”One of my favorite episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog was The Mask. You know the one where Courage helps Kitty rescue her “friend” Bunny from some abusive mob dog? I used to love the
thelizardofnotredame: from that one vine, you know the one
derplockholmes: b4k4d35u: cylesse: …Told you I would do it. 8D So freaking funny. is that slenderman dancing omg it’s that one video
the-barista-district: newtgeiszler: daisiesmakingchains: daisiesmakingchains: my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right? and
jade38h: The Girl Next Door I like to think of myself as the typical girl next door, you know the one you peek at whenever you get the chance. You know she is super curvy and a bit chubby but you kinda like a girl with a little extra meat on her bones.
horngry: lilsappho: evaunit08: kengriffey-jr: squiddleward: alright, since i’m an administrator on the spongebob wiki and this meme has been gaining traction lately i feel obligated to provide clarification. the one on the left is spongegar from
bialogue-group: thenib: From The Homeless LGBT Youth of NYC Are In Trouble from Kazimir Lee Did you know? “A higher percentage of bisexual students reported running away from home one or more times compared to their gay and straight peers. In addition,
howthehoolychillz: cooldadhats: woodmeat: kolodi: woodmeat: gerakuppa: woodmeat: how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on no one knows but look at that ass man fuck u mean look at that ass its like
blackboyjoy: delphineygt:Wakanda is a real country and Chadwick Boseman is their king, no one can tell me otherwiseOkay but the black panther mask plus the dunk is an iconic visual if you consider the following: Black panther party was seen as a national
the-romantic-dominant: Turn. White is the prettiest eye color, Kitten. So I am gonna make your eyes roll back as I drive the head of my dick into back of you at full force. Give me that face. You know, the one where you look like you’re bitten by
pumpkintownmayor: do you have that one friend that just there is no shame especially when talking about otps and porn heck, you even just share the porn with them
icouldnotstopfordeath: I’m not crazy to think that the last Sentry that Ultron took over might be the one Steve Rogers tossed off Sokovia yelling, “What?! You didn’t finish!”
requiemdusk: 2C 2B’s pussy… rhyme game is strong I know. She is uploading some video for that Yorha Operator, you know the one.
edwardspoonhands: Uhhhh…any advice for this situation? Use one of those hooked can openers? You know, the same one you use for opening canned apple juice or whatever.
You know what I like doing? I like rubbing my finger around my hole, slipping a few in, and then smelling them. The scent is heavenly. This, from a friend of mine, during one of our many sexually charged ask box conversations. I want to meet this boy
The best part? I can look at my tiger and know that you have one with you right now too :) It makes me smile a little wider, sleep a little better:)
portgasdaxce: You were the ones who wanted to know!!
furanky: Frobin Fortnight Day 6: Name “You know, my name always feels more fitting when you’re the one calling it.”
dominantbride:Hubby, come over here. How do you like my outfit? Do you remember telling me about the schoolgirl four years younger than you who used to bully you? You know, the one who dragged you behind the stands, wrestled you to the ground and sat
falulu: This post is for my fat ladies who aren’t the acceptable fatness for ladies You know, the ones with the big chest or big asses, who have baby birthing hips( bonus if you have both!) the ones who have a tummy, but not too big! This one is
officialunitedstates: you know those angry old white ladies who give everyone mean looks and have their hair in that one style (you know the one). those are the only people who support hillary clinton for president
Do we ever see where billy and white sleep at his mom’s house? Because if his mom believes they’re a couple… surely she gives them a room with one bed. Like. Are they. Sleeping in the same bed? Are they… you know…
where-the-wildlings-are: valwing:exvind:justiceleaque:Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows
swingdc: Quick-Start Swinging Guide: Everything You Need to Know to Get Started Swingingby JoshSo you want to be a swinger? You like the idea of variety in your sexual partnerings. You want to be a part of that world – one filled with constant newness
starryhoney: twistdmentality: I heard someone say something recently that it just takes one person, you know? Just one person to make you feel like you belong. To make you feel special. And I think that that’s true. I know that that’s true because…
barirob: This is that look. You know the one. The one the gets things going. The look that gets you heart pounding and blood pumping. This is true sexiness. What so many try to achieve but dont always succeed. shesyoungwildandfreee
Man i really like that cartoon in Disney XD. You know,the one with the hyperactive girl and the down to earth guy.The one where they use a book filled with magic stuff to solve their problems. The one where they fight monsters on a dialy basis. The one
sinners-porn: sinners-porn: I need one of those hugs.. you know, the one that has understanding and comforts you and without words just tells you that you’re not alone and that someones always there for you type of hug hugs Sometimes i think i’d
alizabug: @ohcorny turned me onto Peridot Ships Drarry and now i cant let go
the new svtfoe ep tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ah… brotherly love.(sarispy56)that evil aura that accompanies what should be a simple greeting to your sibling. you know the one
vindictev: aphprussia: bunnywith: castielismycherrypie: lozzasa: dr-what-son: plaidsunglasses: gallifrey-feels: lagio: i always reblog this, it’s so fucking gooood uh, no, nope. This just reminds me of that comic. you know the one it’s
crusherthedoctor: When the day is saved AND no one knows you caused the whole mess by hurting Infinite’s feelings.
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